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How to ask your whore out

This is the transcript from a chat I had today  with a guy I met off craigslist last year. We only fucked once. A quick fuck, on Labor Day, in a hotel near the airport. Some boys are so easy.

Boy: hey baby
Girl: hey there
Boy: how are you
Girl: fabulous, you?
Boy: i am good
Boy: whats new with you
Girl: mundane stuff mostly
Girl: broke up with my gf, but found a new fuckbuddy
Boy: damn i wish i was your fuck buddy
Boy: when are you going to visit me
Boy: will you find me a fuck buddy in seattle? i just want a casual relationship with someone who likes to fuck as much as i do
Boy: where do i find that?
Boy: lol
Girl: Planning on coming home at Christmas
Girl: have you ever tried adult friend finder?
Girl: I’ve not used it but I know folks that have
Girl: I think its adultfriendfinder.com
Girl: you could google it probably
Boy: can we fuck at christmas?
Girl: will you wrap yourself up in a bow? lol
Boy: of course
Girl: yeah, I’ll try to carve out some time for you
Boy: promise?
Girl: yup
Girl: I liked fucking you
Boy: i want to see you so bad
Boy: will you marry me?
Girl: I’m soooo not the marrying kind. lol

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Boy: lol
Boy: move home! i want to fuck you every day
Girl: move to San Francisco
Boy: so you liked fucking me?
Girl: yes
Boy: what did you like
Girl: I liked being able to suck your cock after you’d been in me, I liked tasting myself on you
Boy: your pussy is so nice
Boy: i want to cum inside you
Girl: you hit my two favorite positions
Boy: what are those
Girl: doggy and on my back with my legs pretty much over my head or draped over your shoulders
Boy: does my cock go deep inside you that way?
Girl: yeah
Girl: that’s the deepest penetration
Girl: and doggy I just love cause you can spank me or pull my hair a little that way, so dirty and so much fun
Boy: you like to get rough? spank you real hard and pull your hair?
Girl: I do sometimes yes
Girl: I’d also like to be on top with you, so you can watch me fuck you
Boy: i am hard now just talking to you
Boy: i have a friend that gets viagra….want me to get one and take it before we fuck? then we can go for hours
Girl: if you want
Boy: hehehe
Boy: i want to fuck you so bad
Girl: I must have left some impression on you
Boy: you were amazing….i just wish i treated you better….i feel bad that is was just so quick and everything then we just left
Girl: baby its ok, I knew what I was signing up for
Girl: I wish I’d been able to see you again before I moved
Boy: i do to
Boy: i really like you and i think we get along so well
Boy: i think we have good chemistry
Boy: i cant wait to see you again
Girl: well, my office closes down between Christmas and New Year’s Day so it’ll be sometime then
Boy: i know you will probably be very busy with family and friends, but we NEED to make time to meet at least once, if not more times
Girl: yeah, that’s the only thing, you know how it is when you come back to see family, but I’ll make sure to set aside some time for you
Boy: i really hope so
Boy: i want to fuck you so bad
Boy: did you cum last time?
Girl: yes
Girl: I can cum a lot
Boy: so how did you meet your new fuck buddy
Boy: god i wish i was him
Boy: i want to fuck you every day for the rest of my life
Girl: met him at a friend’s party, brought him home, fucked him 3 times the first night
Boy: lucky him
Boy: you dont care about being boyfriend/girlfriend? you just like the fuck buddy thing?
Girl: I’m just not looking for a relationship right now. I like my independence. I’d like a more substantial relationship someday but I don’t think I’ll ever be the monogamous type
Girl: I was married for 10 years. Just got divorced a year and a half ago. Been down that road
Boy: did we fuck while you were still married?
Girl: no
Boy: oh
Boy: how old are you?
Girl: 30
Girl: I was young when I got married
Girl: too young
Boy: yeah
Girl: so anyway, the fuckbuddy thing works for me right now
Girl: and I’m upfront about that
Boy: you are the perfect girl i think
Girl: awwww, ty ty
Boy: how often do you fuck this guy?
Girl: we see each other every couple of weeks
Boy: god i wish you still lived here
Boy: if i pay would you fly up here for a night to fuck me?
Boy: or even for just a day? fly up in the mornin, we fuck in a hotel by the airport, then you fly home at night?
Girl: it would depend on timing cause I’ve got a lot of commitments here, work, singing engagements, etc, but I’d consider it
Boy: what about friday august 10th?

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